The government of Luxembourg has announced a plan to drastically reduce housing prices by spreading a rumor that the entire country has cooties. Cooties is a highly infectious and possibly imaginary disease that little boys often accuse little girls of having, claims to which girls then say, “No, you have cooties.” Officials say state employees […]
How to get back your rental deposit in Luxembourg
Many people in Luxembourg who rent a home believe they will get back their deposits as long as they don’t damage anything, but that’s not always the case. Follow these five tips to avoid disagreements when it’s time to move out. Think minimalist Much of the damage that occurs to a property is caused by […]
Earliest overpriced Luxembourg property discovered
A team of archeologists from the University of Wiltz have discovered what is probably the earliest overpriced home in Luxembourg City: a small Neanderthal cave dwelling that was certainly worth far less than the asking price, they say. The cave, located in Cents, was discovered last year. Inside were the 50,000-year-old remains of a male […]
Couple arrested for smuggling affordable housing into Luxembourg
A Mamer couple was arrested on Friday after police discovered they had smuggled more than 230 affordable homes into Luxembourg, a crime that many wealthy landlords describe as “heinous.” According to reports, the homes – ranging from tiny houses painted in funky colors to mobile homes with pre-attached “Beware of Dog” signs – were brought into […]
Man invents life-extending elixir to take out 100-year home loan
Calling it “a practical solution to an impractical problem” and “the only way to afford a home in Luxembourg these days,” a man has developed a life-extending elixir for the sole purpose of taking out a 100-year loan. Robin Kremer, 41, says he briefly hoped he might be able to purchase a house in the […]
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