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You don’t need to buy a home when you can live in the mansion of your mind 

May 10, 2022

I get it. People move here and think, I should buy a home. They look at prices and say, ouch, I’ll wait. After a few more years, they say, I really need to buy a home. By then, it’s too late, but – oh, exciting. There’s a one-bedroom flat in Wiltz for only half a […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Opinion, Real Estate

Government to lower housing prices by spreading rumor country has cooties

April 27, 2022

Luxembourg housing prices cooties

The government of Luxembourg has announced a plan to drastically reduce housing prices by spreading a rumor that the entire country has cooties. Cooties is a highly infectious and possibly imaginary disease that little boys often accuse little girls of having, claims to which girls then say, “No, you have cooties.” Officials say state employees […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Politics and Government, Real Estate

How to get back your rental deposit in Luxembourg

March 26, 2022

Rental deposit Luxembourg

Many people in Luxembourg who rent a home believe they will get back their deposits as long as they don’t damage anything, but that’s not always the case. Follow these five tips to avoid disagreements when it’s time to move out. Think minimalist Much of the damage that occurs to a property is caused by […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

Earliest overpriced Luxembourg property discovered 

March 17, 2022

A team of archeologists from the University of Wiltz have discovered what is probably the earliest overpriced home in Luxembourg City: a small Neanderthal cave dwelling that was certainly worth far less than the asking price, they say. The cave, located in Cents, was discovered last year. Inside were the 50,000-year-old remains of a male […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

Couple arrested for smuggling affordable housing into Luxembourg

March 17, 2022

Affordable housing Luxembourg

A Mamer couple was arrested on Friday after police discovered they had smuggled more than 230 affordable homes into Luxembourg, a crime that many wealthy landlords describe as “heinous.” According to reports, the homes – ranging from tiny houses painted in funky colors to mobile homes with pre-attached “Beware of Dog” signs – were brought into […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

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