Luxembourg Wurst

Knock A Shining Dog

These sales staff were having a nice chat until a rude customer interrupted them with a stupid question about ink cartridges 

In what is being cited as yet more evidence that Luxembourg shoppers are increasingly acting like spoiled children, a self-centred customer has rudely interrupted a group of chatting sales associates with a dumb question about ink cartridges.   Kevin M., Florian S., and Carine Y., who work in the electronics and appliances department of a retail […]

Woman can only orgasm by thinking about sales rack at German discount supermarket

WALFERDANGE – A local woman has confirmed that despite having otherwise vanilla sexual fantasies, she can only reach orgasm by thinking about the sales rack at a German discount supermarket. “My kinky dreams are quite commonplace,” said Audrey Tindler. “A postman asking if he can step inside until the scary chihuahua stops chasing him. A […]

Better sit down and relax: French couple in front of you at gas station start inquiry about cigarette prices

In what’s being called “a sign that you’re going to be stuck for a while, so you’d better sit down, take a nap, and tell your partner you’ll be back tomorrow,” a French-speaking couple queuing in front of you at a service station have engaged the cashier in a line of questioning about cigarette prices. […]

‘Now stock the shelves,’ supermarkets tell you

Following their success in getting customers to check themselves out, a consortium of supermarkets operating in Luxembourg have announced that you should now stock the shelves.  “You’re getting really good at doing our work for us,” said consortium president Del O’Chan. “Well, actually, you’re terrible at scanning, and it always takes you seven minutes to […]