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Freakish human computer verifies prices at checkout

July 27, 2021

Luxembourg supermarket

A Luxembourg shopper has been dubbed a “freak” and a “human computer” after being observed on Tuesday verifying the price of his purchases at a supermarket checkout. Even as stunned witnesses gasped, Carlos Marques, a customer at a Foetz supermarket, tried to justify his unusual behavior.  “I thought everybody kept one eye on the cash […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Expat angrily recounts to expat group mildly annoying thing that happened to her

June 15, 2021

An expat who suffered from mild frustration at a Luxembourg City store has angrily recounted her experience to her online expat support group. The non-incident occurred on Monday at an appliance store when an employee claimed that a particular washing machine was no longer in stock even though a model was still on display.  When […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Shopping

Woman stands in vaccine line for 3 days before realizing it’s massive line for Louis Vuitton store

June 4, 2021

Louis Vuitton shop Luxembourg line line

A woman who joined what she thought was the long line for the vaccination center in Kirchberg and waited for three days has discovered it was actually the line to enter the Louis Vuitton store in the city center.  “I took the tram out to Luxexpo and there were a bunch of people queuing up, […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Shopping

Expat wants to check with expat group before committing to brand of salt 

May 5, 2021

A freshly arrived expat who visited a Bereldange supermarket on Wednesday was about to buy a container of table salt when she decided it would be best to first check with her expats Facebook group.  “Hi everyone, hope you all are having a lovely day,” said Salomina Brinks, as a sensible but meek voice in […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Shopping

Man attempts conversation with strangers in supermarket elevator

April 21, 2021

Luxembourg man elevator conversation

STRASSEN — Proving again that Luxembourg is no longer the bastion of safety and order it once was, a man attacked two strangers on Sunday by attempting to talk to them in a supermarket elevator. “It’s busy today, huh?” said the attacker to two other shoppers as the elevator slowly descended. The female shopper nervously […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

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