It was one of those mornings when you wake up with the stomach grumbles, and your mind races to find the cause. That’s it. That spicy red sauce I slathered over the chicken had come back to haunt me. Either that or the bean soup. Or the raw sauerkraut. I told myself to ignore it, […]
Luxembourg bus drivers should exude more positive energy, claims expat
A man who moved to Luxembourg four years ago has confirmed that being safely chauffeured around the country for free is not enough for him, and that bus drivers should also be required to “provide passengers with warmth and positive energy.” For years, Gus Brikker has complained that bus drivers are too impersonal, too cold, […]
Bike owners advised to lock bikes to self at night
Following an increase in the number of bicycles stolen at night from garages, cellars, and storage spaces, police are recommending that Luxembourg residents lock their bikes to themselves while they sleep. “A woman in Luxembourg City had her bike stolen from her balcony – on the fifth floor,” said police spokesperson Marco Trausch. “In Bascharage, […]
‘I will ride wherever the f*ck I want,’ says electric scooter man
In response to speculation that he may not actually be permitted to ride here, a man on an electric scooter has announced he will ride wherever the fuck he wants. “The Scooter electrus is a brother of the street-legal Scooter motorus and a cousin of the Motorcycle vroomus, which means the streets belong to me,” […]
Tram converted into submarine
Following heavy rains that left many parts of Luxembourg under water, VDL officials have confirmed that the tram can also function as a submarine. “Some people laughed when we went over budget because we insisted on doors that can keep water out as deep as 10 meters below the water,” said VDL spokesperson Mo Biliteit. […]
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