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Obsessive-compulsive roadworks crew must dig, fill every hole 9 times

March 28, 2020

Obsessive-compulsive roadworks crew must dig, fill every hole 9 times

Answering a question that has been plaguing residents of a street in Rollingergrund for more than a year, the foreman of a roadworks crew has admitted that they all suffer from a similar obsessive-compulsive disorder and that each hole must be dug and filled exactly nine times.  “Why nine?” said Michael Hobrack, whose team began […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Transportation

Survey: how are we celebrating the start of free public transport in Luxembourg?

February 29, 2020

Luxembourg free public transport

On March 1, Luxembourg will become the first country in the world to offer free nation-wide public transport. How are people in the Grand Duchy celebrating this momentous event?

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Transportation

Officials: speed cameras living, reproducing on their own

February 26, 2020

Radar units gone wild in Luxembourg

Luxembourg officials have confirmed that several mobile speed cameras that escaped from a warehouse last year have begun breeding, and that as many as 100 of the devices are now living on their own. The alarm was sounded on Monday by a motorist who stopped near Kopstal for what she believed was a group of […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Transportation

Car salesman still doesn’t give a shit

January 28, 2020

Luxembourg car salesman

Despite the enormous buzz surrounding the yearly Autofestival and the flood of prospective clients coming through dealership doors this week, a local car salesman has confirmed that he still doesn’t give a shit.  Marco Donlingi explains that when a potential customer walks in, he usually waits between seven to 13 minutes before reacting. During that […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs, Transportation

Luxembourg pavilion to remain unfinished to better reflect country

November 22, 2019

DUBAI — Planners behind the Luxembourg pavilion at the Dubai 2020 World Expo have decided to leave the site “under perpetual construction” to give visitors a more accurate vision of life in the Grand Duchy.   “We originally planned to complete a beautiful, modern three-story edifice in the shape of a Möbius strip, with a light […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Transportation

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