A coalition of the Grand Duchy’s top drinkers have chosen September as the country’s new National Drinking Month. Home to several national beer brands, delicious, locally produced wine, cider, and crémant, and the lowest taxes on alcoholic beverages in Europe, Luxembourg is the perfect place to drink — and this month is the perfect time […]
Luxembourgish boss forces entire office to order fish at Schueberfouer dinner
GLACIS — A casual office dinner at the Schueberfouer on Wednesday turned into a display of tyrannical power as the Luxembourgish boss who organized the event compelled all 17 employees present to eat the traditional fried fish. “I’d like the veal cordon bleu,” said receptionist Agnes Molnar, 31, when the waitress arrived at the table. […]
Luxembourg rock concert leads to uncontrolled head bobbing
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A rock concert descended into chaos on Saturday night as hundreds of crazed audience members began bobbing their heads in unison with the music, leading to panic among staff and dozens of reported neck injuries. Witness Jasmine Grier, 31, was at the Siren’s Call music festival when around 10 p.m. the band MGMT […]
Couple at restaurant ask for tap water
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — What began as a normal lunchtime at a restaurant in Place d’Armes quickly turned into confusion, disgust, and outrage after a couple ordered tap water. Their embarrassed waiter pretended he didn’t understand, so the couple loudly repeated their request, silencing other diners and causing at least one child to cry, according to sources. […]
Man calls police to report absence of drug dealers on Rue de Strasbourg
GARE — What began as a normal walk home from a bar last weekend ended in confusion and panic for one local man who says that he made it all the way up Rue de Strasbourg without a single offer for drugs or sex. Marco Atunes, a 34-year-old insurance adjuster who has lived in the […]