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New Gare-area homeowners telling selves drug dealers ‘add to the charm’

May 13, 2019

dealers

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A couple who recently purchased and moved into a two-bedroom flat near the Gare are trying to convince themselves that having drug dealers line their street at night is actually a bonus to living in the neighborhood. “Pickpockets, beggars, those guys who pass out in our doorway, and the people who sell hard […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Real Estate

Expat family will literally do anything if told it’s ‘tradition’

May 6, 2019

Just arrived in Luxembourg

In a display of extreme willingness to integrate, a family that moved to Luxembourg earlier this year will literally do anything as long as they believe it’s a tradition here, according to sources. In February, a misunderstanding about the Buergbrennen led the newly arrived Dellucci family to erect and burn in their own garden a […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs, RTL Today

Know-it-all expat can name prime minister

April 10, 2019

Know-it-all expat can name prime minister

CLAUSEN — In a move that’s unsurprising because he’s a total know-it-all, according to those close to him, a local expat has impressed his friends by giving the name of Luxembourg’s prime minister. Sasha Onyeze, 34, has over the years fostered a reputation as someone who reads too much about arcane topics, and who likes […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Politics and Government

This expat couple swore they were only going to stay in Luxembourg for 18 months, but … hey, where’d they go?

April 10, 2019

Expat couple swore they were only going to stay in Luxembourg for 24 months

We all know that old story. You get offered a high-salary position in Luxembourg, so you say, sure, we’ll live there for a little bit, save up some money, then move to another, sunnier place. But then 15 years have passed, your Luxembourgish-speaking kids are starting lycée, and you’re knee-deep in potatoes and crémant. In […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article

How to not cringe when your partner tries to speak French

April 5, 2019

How to not cringe when your partner tries to speak French

You’re having a nice lunch out with a romantic partner. The waitress approaches and suddenly your partner begins to choke, only he’s not choking. He’s trying to speak French, and even though no one understands him, he presses on. Your face breaks into an expression of equal parts sympathy and shame. Here are five tips […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, French, Languages

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