A retired grandfather from Luxembourg City has announced that he will go to a popular supermarket in Kirchberg during the hectic weekday lunch hour, fill a cart to maximum capacity, wait until you are stuck behind him in the check-out lane, and then dispute the price of every item. “I could go in the early […]
‘Bizarre’ International typo leads to rush to make event weird
Following a typo and a subsequent misprint on the majority of its promotional material, Bazar International organizers have found themselves in a rush to make the “Bizarre” International a weird event. The misprint was discovered earlier this week when the European Society for the Strange and Eccentric (ESSE) announced that its 500 members were delighted […]
I work for Amazon, and yes, I know your friend
When I mention that I work for Amazon, you’ll wonder if I know your friend Louis. You’ll be tempted to ask, but then you’ll remember that Amazon is a big company that locally employs thousands of people. You won’t remember if it’s two thousand or ten thousand; you’ll just know that it’s a large number. […]
Better sit down and relax: French couple in front of you at gas station start inquiry about cigarette prices
In what’s being called “a sign that you’re going to be stuck for a while, so you’d better sit down, take a nap, and tell your partner you’ll be back tomorrow,” a French-speaking couple queuing in front of you at a service station have engaged the cashier in a line of questioning about cigarette prices. […]
What to do if someone talks to you in Luxembourgish after they learn you got the nationality
You passed the Sproochentest, just barely, and now you’ve got the nationality. Cool! From here on, you’re on easy street and can forget all you learned, right? Wrong. What if someone speaks to you, now a bona fide Luxembourger, in Luxembourgish? Take your time There’s no need to panic. Take a deep breath, try to […]
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