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Survey: most commuters will continue driving even if it means pushing car to work

Despite measures to dissuade commuters from driving to work including restrictions on office building parking spaces and investment in public transport, nearly all commuters who drive to work will continue doing so even if it means they have to push their cars to work, it has been revealed. The Luxembourg Automobile Club (LAC) conducted a […]

November cancelled

Admitting that there never was a good reason for the month to be there in the first place, officials have decided to get rid of November after 2068 years of miserable existence. The decision currently only applies to Luxembourg, but because no one actually likes November, with its darkening skies, gloom, and raininess, it is […]

Expat turns to expat Facebook group for tips on how to perform Heimlich maneuver on self right now

An expat has once again turned to his trusted Facebook group for advice, this time for tips on how to best perform abdominal thrusts on himself to dislodge food on which he was choking. “Hi dear friends,” he posted on Thursday at 12:43 p.m. “You have always been so helpful, and once again I need […]

Magical elixir? When this man drinks enough alcohol, he can converse with others

While it may seem that magic only really exists in the fictional worlds of Harry Potter and Dr. Strange, one Luxembourg expat has discovered an elixir that, when consumed, allows him to perform otherworldly feats. Andy Blewitt, 29, has discovered that whenever he drinks from goblets of distilled spirits like vodka, whiskey, and rum, he […]

Small country has big Coque

With an area of 2,586 square kilometers, the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg is somewhere between the Faroe Islands and the city of Hong Kong in terms of area. Despite this, the country harbors a fun little secret: it has an enormous Coque. The secret was revealed yet again on Friday morning when Sara Gilles, who […]