People of Luxembourg, I understand that many of you are shocked and furious. You would like to act in some meaningful manner, but you don’t know how. Well, I have an idea. One of the most powerful statements you can make is to get rid of any bottles of good Russian vodka you have in […]
‘Help, we have glasses stuck to our lips,’ admit people with profile photos like these
A recent study has revealed that up to 95 percent of social media users who in their profile photos appear to be enjoying an alcoholic beverage actually have a glass stuck to their lips. “If someone in a photo is holding a pint of beer to his mouth, you think, hey, that guy is cool, […]
Man sews eco-sac to hand
After forgetting to bring his reusable shopping bag for the 17th time this month, a Luxembourg man has decided to permanently attach one to his body. Betzdorf resident Arnie Kromwell says he tried everything to remind himself to bring an eco-sac from home when he went shopping, but nothing worked. “I put a note on […]
Luxembourg to build giant temple to appease sun god
Explaining that you can only tolerate grey skies for so long before losing your mind, Luxembourg has announced the construction of a giant temple to appease the sun god. The 97-meter-tall edifice will be built on 4.5 hectares of land near Hesperange, and the entire structure will be covered in gold, say officials. Schoolchildren will […]
Giant slingshot to transport furniture from Ikea
Calling it “a practical solution to a huge problem” and “a way for young customers to learn about physics” as well as “a method for shoppers to release stress after being forced to walk along a narrow 1.2 km path through a crowded space,” the Ikea store near Arlon now features a giant slingshot that […]
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