A U.S. citizen who works in the Grand Duchy says he’s “shocked” by Luxembourgers’ refusal to have visceral reactions to American politics, and he strongly wishes they’d have a far less nuanced view of the recent elections. On Wednesday, the day after Election Day, several of the man’s Luxembourgish colleagues asked for his thoughts, thinking […]
Miracle: mask dropped in forest grows into little mask tree
In what’s being called “The Miracle in the Mullerthal,” a mask that was discarded along a trail several months ago has grown into a wonderful little mask tree. Nature enthusiast Damian Walker first observed the llight-blue piece of safety gear during the summer. When he again followed the route earlier this week, he passed the […]
New red light districts for fuel and cigarette tourism
Fed up with people who only come to Luxembourg to satisfy the base desire to save a few euros on certain items, officials have decided to build red light districts in border areas for fuel, cigarette, and alcohol tourism. Residents say they are relieved they will no longer have to share precious space in petrol […]
Luxembourg man lifts weights non-stop for 48 hours to stock up on muscles before gyms close
GASPERICH — An avid bodybuilder from Luxembourg City has announced that he’s begun two full days of continuous weightlifting to stock up on muscles before the closure of gyms and fitness centers. “I predict gyms will be closed for eight weeks maximum,” said Dragomir Petrović, 34, his back muscles bulging after a 52nd set of […]
How to give your woman an orgasm by telling her Auchan still has green tea hand sanitizer in stock
Does your woman love green tea hand sanitizer but fears she won’t be able to get any now that shoppers have begun hoarding again? Give her an amazing orgasm by telling her that Auchan still has some in stock. Don’t rush When it comes to getting her aroused about her favorite antibacterial goo that kills […]
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