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UN declares Luxembourg world’s cutest country

February 3, 2022

Cutest country Luxembourg

Following an emergency session to recognize its most darling members, the UN has declared that Luxembourg is the world’s cutest country.  UN Secretary General António Guterres said that despite stiff competition for the title, the Grand Duchy was a shoo-in.  “Brunei, Malta, Lichtenstein, these are all adorable, but Luxembourg is the adorable-est,” he said. “With […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

Grand Duchy described as ‘exciting’ for the first time

January 1, 2022

Luxembourg exciting

For the first time this decade and possibly since the birth of the country, an expat has described Luxembourg as “exciting.” Speaking in a voice he normally reserves for live hockey games or horse-betting halls, Misha Babin offered the descriptor during a weekly phone call with his mother. “There was a big protest last weekend, […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Expats, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, RTL Today

Country rebrands as ‘Luxembourg: satellites, sex, and drugs’

October 27, 2021

Luxembourg nation-branding slogan satellites, sex, and drugs

Saying they need a nation-branding slogan that speaks more to young people, Luxembourg has decided to rebrand itself with a new slogan: “Luxembourg: satellites, sex, and drugs.” “Technically, it’s not untrue,” said one source from deep within the secretive world of nation-branding. “We’ve got SES Astra, which operates God knows how many satellites. Satellites are […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

‘Luxembourg, is that in Germany?’ asks hotel receptionist

August 16, 2021

Is Luxembourg in Germany?

Following a long but pleasant drive from Luxembourg to the Mediterranean coast, a friendly and totally unsarcastic hotel receptionist has asked you if Luxembourg is in Germany.  “Welcome to the Med Sol Beach Hotel,” said the receptionist in an eager and professional tone. “From where are you joining us?” When you replied you were from […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Leisure and Lifestyle

Artificial sun to be installed above Luxembourg

August 6, 2021

Artificial sun Luxembourg Mersch

Admitting that this summer’s weather has been a major bummer and that mood levels are at an all-time low, Luxembourg officials have announced the construction of an artificial sun. The sun, measuring 17.4 meters in diameter and powered by energy sourced from the Cattenom nuclear power plant, will be suspended high above Mersch, the geographical […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Science and Technology

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