Are you running in the Luxembourg ING Night Marathon? Follow these simple tips to get an edge over the competition. Preparation It’s never a good idea to attempt a difficult athletic event without knowing if you’re up to the challenge. Do what the pros do: on race day, arrive at Lux Expo a few hours […]
Majority of Luxembourg marathoners plan on using illegal third leg
A months-long investigation into the dark world of recreational running in Luxembourg has revealed that a majority of local marathoners who are competing in this weekend’s race plan on using an illegal third leg. “No one talks about it, but it’s something we all do,” admitted one runner who says using an extra leg allowed […]
Luxembourg to legalize marriage between men and their cars
Saying that the state has no right to deny official recognition to men who are in committed relationships with motor-powered, four-wheeled vehicles, Luxembourg has legalized marriage between men and their cars. “The aim of this legislation is not to make some kind of political statement, but rather to recognize the fact that hundreds of thousands […]
Opinion: Sorry I smiled at you, but I truly believed we knew each other
Hello. I’m the person who smiled at you the other day before I realized we don’t actually know each other. For that, I wish to offer my sincerest apologies. I hope that if I explain myself, you will forgive me for that terribly awkward encounter. I doubt it’s necessary to remind you of the incident, […]
‘Amazing final episode,’ say those forced to endure ‘Game of Thrones’ fans for 8 years
People who’ve never become obsessed with the “Game of Thrones” series, either because they have real-world hobbies or because they know dragons aren’t real, are expressing delight after hearing that Sunday’s final episode left fans feeling betrayed and miserable. “I don’t care about the Stark family and their war with the direwolves,” said one Luxembourg […]
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