In adherence to the laws of nature, meteorology, and fashion, the entirety of a Luxembourg woman’s set of colorful apparel has begun its annual journey south. The departure occurred on Tuesday morning as post-Schueberfouer chilly drizzle and gray skies signaled the definite end of summer.  “Au revoir pink, goodbye turquoise, and äddi canary yellow,” whispered […]

Saying the time to prove themselves is now, a Luxembourg man has gathered all of his scarves for a rousing speech before going into the battle that is the chilly post-Schueberfouer weather.   The talk was given on Wednesday morning in the man’s bedroom while outside winds pelted the land with cold rain.  “Boys, you have […]

It doesn’t matter if you live in the poshest neighborhood in the capital or a working-class town in the south. You certainly have a neighbor like me who drives a vehicle that looks more suitable for a South African safari guide named Rolph who hasn’t shaved in six days and has fresh buffalo blood on […]

Among the fairly innocuous guys you find in weight rooms in Luxembourg, you will most certainly also encounter these 10 types.  Stinky von Rotten We’ve all gone to the gym a little unfresh, but Stinky von Rotten takes it to a whole new level, refusing showers and deodorants lest they mask his natural alpha pheromones. […]