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Knock A Shining Dog

May I suggest you start with a bizarre ritual in which I scan your phone to see what’s in your blood? 

November 2, 2021

CovidCheck Luxembourg restaurant

Moien, bonjour, and hello. Welcome to Chez Gaël. Is it your first time here? Oh, wonderful. Yes, we have been here for five years now. A long time. You live in the neighborhood, but you have not dined with us before? A pity! But at least you are here this evening.  Could I start you […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Husband replaced with robot that comments on weather 

October 26, 2021

Husband robot weather

A woman from Esch-sur-Alzette has found a cheap and energy-efficient alternative to her husband: a robot that looks out the window and makes obvious remarks about the weather. “That’s the only thing he was good for,” the 42-year-old woman said. “Which was handy when I didn’t feel like turning my head to see for myself.” […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Luxembourg turns goth for next 6 months 

October 5, 2021

Luxembourg goths

A new study suggests that a majority of Luxembourg residents have become goths without even realizing it and will spend the next six months espousing the goth lifestyle.    Dr. Ravn Vik, a goth and professor of goth studies at the University of Wiltz, led the inquiry, asking hundreds of Luxembourg residents to complete a survey. […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Luxembourgish grandpa can’t wait to visit public bookcase to unload old crap

September 30, 2021

MERSCH –A grandfather from the center of the county has announced that he is delighted by the nearby installation of a public bookcase because he needs a place to dump his old crap. The books, all of which are either in German or French and were published in the 1970s or 1980s, range from weird […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Luxembourg’s hot new gym routine: exercise for 30 seconds, look at phone for 3 minutes

September 21, 2021

Man on phone in Luxembourg gym

If you drop by a Luxembourg fitness center these days, you might be surprised by the number of people sitting and looking at their phones.  It might seem that these people are being lazy or are unable to resist the allure of constant connectivity, but in fact they are devotees of a popular new local […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

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