Moien, bonjour, and hello. Welcome to Chez Gaël. Is it your first time here? Oh, wonderful. Yes, we have been here for five years now. A long time. You live in the neighborhood, but you have not dined with us before? A pity! But at least you are here this evening. Could I start you […]
Husband replaced with robot that comments on weather
A woman from Esch-sur-Alzette has found a cheap and energy-efficient alternative to her husband: a robot that looks out the window and makes obvious remarks about the weather. “That’s the only thing he was good for,” the 42-year-old woman said. “Which was handy when I didn’t feel like turning my head to see for myself.” […]
Luxembourg turns goth for next 6 months
A new study suggests that a majority of Luxembourg residents have become goths without even realizing it and will spend the next six months espousing the goth lifestyle. Dr. Ravn Vik, a goth and professor of goth studies at the University of Wiltz, led the inquiry, asking hundreds of Luxembourg residents to complete a survey. […]
Luxembourgish grandpa can’t wait to visit public bookcase to unload old crap
MERSCH –A grandfather from the center of the county has announced that he is delighted by the nearby installation of a public bookcase because he needs a place to dump his old crap. The books, all of which are either in German or French and were published in the 1970s or 1980s, range from weird […]
Luxembourg’s hot new gym routine: exercise for 30 seconds, look at phone for 3 minutes
If you drop by a Luxembourg fitness center these days, you might be surprised by the number of people sitting and looking at their phones. It might seem that these people are being lazy or are unable to resist the allure of constant connectivity, but in fact they are devotees of a popular new local […]
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