Gentlemen, for too many months our necks have been naked. For too long we have walked these cruel streets without our most beloved piece of fabric measuring 90 centimeters by 90 centimeters. We have been lonely, ill-at-ease, and vulnerable to the harsh elements of this world. In May, they told us we had to give […]
Masked superhero delivers Luxembourg crémant to desperate holidaymakers
A couple from Mamer who are enjoying a week-long stay at a Mediterranean resort have confirmed that, as hard as it is to believe, they have managed to get some cool, delicious Crémant de Luxembourg. Desirée Kompstad and Christie Lambert say the feat was a total surprise. “We’d run into a family from Echternach, and […]
This expat said Luxembourg has no good beer so his neighbors threw him in a pool of local craft beer and yes it’s delicious but he would kindly like to get out now because it’s been 4 hours and the point has been made
A 59-year-old expat has been forced to take back his remark that Luxembourg has no good beer – in the most enjoyable way possible. Junglinster resident Thomas Malloy, 59, who moved to Luxembourg three years ago, offhandedly said to several people at the annual neighborhood party that while he likes living in the country, “it […]
Luxembourg just happy to make international news
Luxembourg has announced that although the circumstances aren’t ideal, it is pleased to have made the international news in recent days following allegations that a local award-winning painter plagiarized the work of a well-known photographer. “Accusations of artistic theft are never fun,” Luxembourg said in response to the international outcry. “Maybe our boy went too […]
Woman leaves tick in arm because its back looks like a Vuitton handbag
A Luxembourg City woman who found a tick on her arm has decided to leave the little creature after noticing that its scutum resembles the iconic Louis Vuitton monogram that appears handbags and other items. Isadora Moniz, a former ankle model from Buenos Aires, says she is going to do everything she can to take […]
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