Taking advantage of what seems to many residents as a cruelly disproportionate amount of rain that falls here, Luxembourg has announced it will host the world’s first Rain Olympic Games. Among the dozens of sports that competitors will be able to play and spectators will be able to watch, these are the most highly anticipated. […]
5 expat patron saints from Luxembourg you never heard about
In Europe, it seems that every day is dedicated to some patron saint or another, many of whom suffered a nasty end such as being burned alive, as in the case of Joan of Arc, or being forced to eat riesling pâté until he had terrible indigestion, as in the case of Jempy of Schëffleng. […]
New Wurst merchandise with 100% original design that was totally not stolen or copied
The Luxembourg Wurst is pleased to announce that it is going to sell and make a bunch of money from a new line of products that depict an image that is totally original and was not taken from anyone without permission, and that is because the design was created in-house. “The image was generated from […]
Youth sports tournament gives parents right to start drinking at 10 a.m.
Dozens of mostly Luxembourgish parents have yet again demonstrated respect for a long-standing tradition of drinking in the morning hours of a children’s sports tournament. Last Sunday’s basketball tournament was “as good a reason as any other for some early drinking,” said Marc Groben, cracking open his first beer at 9:49 a.m, immediately following the […]
It’s scarf time, bitches!
Gentlemen, for too many months our necks have been naked. For too long we have walked these cruel streets without our most beloved piece of fabric measuring 90 centimeters by 90 centimeters. We have been lonely, ill-at-ease, and vulnerable to the harsh elements of this world. In May, they told us we had to give […]
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