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Neighbors agree to return to pre-pandemic levels of zero communication

May 28, 2020

Neighbors pandemic Luxembourg

Although Luxembourg residents say they’ve enjoyed getting to know their neighbors during the confinement period, the consensus is that it’s time to return to pre-pandemic levels of zero communication.  “My daily chats with the lady across the street have been enjoyable and full of genuine concern for each other,” said Kayl resident Tomasz Zielinski. “We’ve […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Thousands of freshly coiffured women applauding hairdressers every evening

May 27, 2020

Luxembourg hairdressers Coronavirus

As deconfinement in Luxembourg slowly ends and hair salons once again open their doors, thousands of women and a few men with freshly cut, dyed, and styled hair have started clapping every evening for the country’s hairdressers. “Bravo,” said Sabine, 32, a resident of Differdange who was among the first to get her hair done […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

‘Pandemic over,’ declare Luxembourg teens 

May 19, 2020

Teens in Luxembourg say pandemic is over

Teenagers in the Grand Duchy have announced that the COVID-19 pandemic is over, that social distancing is no longer needed, and that they may go back to enthusiastically sharing saliva with each other. “We won,” said a 14-year-old lycée student named Tim. “Finally, I can go back to play-fighting my friends to impress girls and […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Health, Leisure and Lifestyle

Grandma spends entire Zoom meeting on mute again

May 13, 2020

Grandma zoom no audio mic off

For the fifth time in a row, a grandmother from Contern has spent the entirety of a weekly family Zoom meeting on mute.  On Wednesday evening, Marianne Dolper, 80, joined the 93-minute session and listened while her two children and four grandchildren shared news, joked, and briefly argued about vaccinations. It was only halfway through […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Pathetic: man still making jokes about Corona beer, toilet paper, hand sanitizer

May 4, 2020

Corona beer, toilet paper, hand sanitizer jokes

BELVAL — A man whose humor is gravely out of sync with the world is still making jokes about Corona beer, toilet paper, and hand sanitizer, it has been revealed.   The 27-year-old man’s girlfriend says she is victimized by his obsolete jokes at least once a day.  On Sunday, she hurried to their bedroom after […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

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