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Knock A Shining Dog

‘Desire for emojis’ turns Luxembourg 9-year-old into vicious crime boss

April 26, 2018 by luxwurst

Cactus emojis Luxembourg

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Using lies, threats, and old-fashioned schoolyard taunts, a local child amassed so many Cactus emojis that she is now considered to be the country’s number one crime boss. Nine-year-old Sophie Goergen became the subject of an investigation earlier this month after reports emerged that she had illicitly obtained hundreds of the tiny figures […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Leisure and Lifestyle, Parenting, Shopping

Disgusting: Luxembourg child forced to celebrate birthday at home

October 25, 2017 by luxwurst

Luxembourg boy forced to have birthday party at home

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A primary school pupil is recovering from serious emotional injuries after his parents attempted to host the child’s birthday party at their sad little home in Neudorf. Alerted on Saturday by a concerned neighbor, police were able to rescue the nine-year-old before the arrival of his classmates, which could have led to “catastrophic damage” […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Parenting

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