In a network of tunnels below Luxembourg City is the cave where suspect photos are stored and aged like fine whisky until they are ready to be released to the public, explain law enforcement officials. Officer Marco Trausch, who oversees the aging process, took the Wurst on a tour, explaining that when a photo of […]
How expats can get involved in the elections
Legislative elections, which occur every five years, are just a few days away. Even if most expats will not be voting, there are still ways to get involved. Here’s what you can do: Learn about the system Luxembourg’s electoral system is likely different from that in your home country, so it is a good idea […]
Luxembourg, Burger King to merge
Describing it as a delicious combo that’s been slowly broiling for a long time, the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg and the fast-food giant Burger King have announced plans to merge into a single unified chain-state. “We both share a fondness for grilled meat, cold drinks, and fried potato items,” said Claude Krumper, who holds a […]
Political parties as viewed by their websites
They say that first impressions are usually (correction: always) the right impressions. That’s why we have taken a rapid look at each party’s website to determine what they stand for – whether they know it or not. LSAP This is the party for people who love going to see movies, and LSAP members have the […]
Government to lower housing prices by spreading rumor country has cooties
The government of Luxembourg has announced a plan to drastically reduce housing prices by spreading a rumor that the entire country has cooties. Cooties is a highly infectious and possibly imaginary disease that little boys often accuse little girls of having, claims to which girls then say, “No, you have cooties.” Officials say state employees […]
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