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Code red: father hits petrol station in last-minute search for Christmas presents

December 24, 2018

Father hits gas station in last-minute search for Christmas presents

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A father who has reportedly never mastered the art of buying presents in a timely manner has again found himself driving to petrol stations in an attempt to get Christmas gifts for his family. At around 5 p.m. on Christmas Eve, the man left his home under the pretense of getting some fresh […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Shopping

Lunchtime horror: pack of feral bankers go on rampage through Auchan

November 5, 2018

KIRCHBERG — Hundreds of savage bank employees swarmed into the Auchan commercial centre around 12:30 p.m. on Friday, fanning out in every direction and cleaning out all of the estimated 1500 freshly made sandwiches in just over four minutes. Katrin Mikko, out shopping with her newborn son, was queuing at one of the downstairs bakeries […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Finance and Banking, Luxembourg City, RTL Today, Shopping

Eco-sac again forgotten at home

October 8, 2018

Luxembourg eco-sac forgotten again

BERTRANGE — For the 445th time in a row, a shopper from Luxembourg has forgotten to bring her eco-sac from home. On Monday, Ana Cisneros-Horta, who has lived and worked in Luxembourg since 2010, stopped at a Delhaize supermarket on her way home from work. After setting her items on the cashier’s conveyor belt, she […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Shopping

Help! I don’t understand elevator etiquette

July 11, 2018

Elevator étiquette in Luxembourg

I’ve learned that in Luxembourg you should never say hello to strangers, so why is it okay in lifts?   By Wise Expat Sage Dear Wise Expat Sage, I’m new to Luxembourg so I often find myself struggling to understand basic etiquette. When I first moved here, I used to say hi to random people, […]

Filed Under: Expats, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourgish Customs, Shopping, Wise Expat Sage

Adult woman hides from boss at supermarket

June 22, 2018

Supermarket boss Luxembourg

KIRCHBERG – A visit to a supermarket on Thursday evening turned into a real-life spy movie for an office worker after she spotted her boss in the vegetable section.  Compliance officer Mallory Castor, 29, was inspecting cabbages at Auchan when she saw Frank Dubuque, for whom she has worked since 2018. Even though the two […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Shopping, Workplace

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