Saying “well, someone has to do it,” Luxembourg officials have announced they have finally decided on a source of funding for the plan to make all public transport in the country free by 2020: local unlucky bastard Pit Dommlinger. “At first we thought about raising taxes and using the revenue to pay for the […]
This Luxembourg cyclist attached a smoking exhaust pipe to his bike, now drivers smile and call him ‘friend’
Fed up with the hostility he received from car drivers while riding on the streets of Luxembourg City and its environs, a cyclist from Strassen has found an effective but simple way to gain their favor. Architect Carlos Maldonado, 44, jerry-rigged an automobile muffler so that it expels smoke whenever he rides. Now, he says, […]
Road engineer wins bet he can squeeze another lane into Route d’Arlon
Demonstrating the spirit of Luxembourg’s motto “Let’s make it happen,” a VDL road engineer has won a challenge to fit another traffic lane into the already cramped Route d’Arlon. According to witnesses, Lorenzo Donini, 53, was enjoying a beer with fellow civil engineers last week when they began discussing the often congested artery that connects […]
Luxembourg to legalize marriage between men and their cars
Saying that the state has no right to deny official recognition to men who are in committed relationships with motor-powered, four-wheeled vehicles, Luxembourg has legalized marriage between men and their cars. “The aim of this legislation is not to make some kind of political statement, but rather to recognize the fact that hundreds of thousands […]
Luxembourg commuters get their own dating app
Loneliness is a real issue in the Grand Duchy. Residents bemoan the lack of human interaction, and with increased commute delays, people have little time to find a mate. Newly formed development house Art(e)Phish.AL are set to change all that with their brand-new dating app CommuterLove, designed especially for Luxembourg commuters who spend most of […]
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