The people behind the thousands of roadworks projects currently underway around the Grand Duchy have admitted that the projects are all part of a nation-wide psychology experiment. The aim, say transportation officials who have been working with researchers from the University of Wiltz, is to better understand how drivers react to unexpected delays, long detours, […]
Tram line to be extended to this guy’s place because he’s always late
Transportation officials have announced they will extend the tram line to an apartment in Strassen because the guy who lives there is always late. “This guy is never on time for anything, and frankly, we’re fed up,” said Ministry of Mobility and Public Works spokesperson Aristotle Kirkandian. “We don’t see any other solution.” Between the […]
Strong link between how expensive your car is and how miserable you look while driving
Following years of watching people in Luxembourg drive, researchers from the University of Wiltz have concluded that those who have expensive cars generally look miserable, and those who have crappy cars generally look happy. “It makes no sense, but if you look around, you’ll see it,” said Joris Audazio, who led the study. “You see […]
Luxembourg family forced to consider using public transport
A Luxembourg City couple so reliant on their cars that they even drive to visit friends across the street say that due to the skyrocketing cost of petrol, they have decided to consider using public transport. Umberto and Carole Frintz made the decision on Friday during a late-night discussion after Carole calculated it would now […]
Betrayal at the crosswalk: pedestrian doesn’t give you little wave
In what is being called “the ultimate act of betrayal” and “a sign that society is on the verge of collapse,” a pedestrian has failed to give a little wave of thanks after you let him cross the street. The backstabbing took place on Thursday afternoon, and it was made all the more audacious considering […]
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