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American defeats French resident in Luxembourg Monolingual Championships

An American has been named Luxembourg’s top monolingual after narrowly beating a French resident who had held the title for three years. Project engineer Robin Slater, from the U.S. state of Iowa, defeated Ludovic Binard, originally from Dijon, in a brutal final match during which they incomprehensibly spoke at each other for three hours. Although […]

Nordic residents delighted with Luxembourg’s warm weather

With current temperatures hovering around zero, many residents from Luxembourg’s sizable Nordic population are celebrating the weather as comfortable and even warm.  Teija Jalovaara, who comes from central Finland, says: “That’s one of the reasons I took a job here, for these mild winters that could be mistaken for a spring day where I’m from.” […]

Expat just assumed you were supposed to eat hard thing inside ‘galette des rois’

A man who has lived in the Grand Duchy for nearly a decade is recovering in hospital after having ingested dozens of porcelain figurines over the years. Joe Mancino, 39, says that soon after he and his wife moved here, they learned about the seasonal cake called “galette des rois” or “Dräikinnekskuch” that is supposed […]

Deranged woman seeking rental for under 1000

Officials in Luxembourg’s capital are warning residents about a delusional and possibly dangerous woman who has been running around the city, saying she hopes to find a one-bedroom rental apartment at a price well below market value. Romain Alves of K-B Immo, who encountered the woman on Tuesday morning when she entered his office, says […]