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Knock A Shining Dog

Long-time Portuguese resident shocked to discover Esch not northern Portugal

March 27, 2019

Portuguese man in Luxembourg

Filed Under: Europe, Expats, Featured Article, Portuguese

Newcomer excited to catch fun musical show at Gare cabaret

March 20, 2019

Cabaret Luxembourg

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A new arrival giggled with delight during his first tour of the city last week after observing the large number of cabarets near the Gare. “Oh goodness, I do love a good cabaret show,” said Andrew Lewis, a junior at a Big Four firm. “Nothing beats an evening of lively piano playing, silly […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourg City

Woman frozen whole evening waiting for third cheek kiss

March 20, 2019

How many kisses in Luxembourg

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A woman who staunchly upholds the practice of three cheek kisses remained motionless for a whole evening when a friend stopped after only giving two. Eva Keester, a 39-year-old social media manager, is considered by friends to be a stickler when it comes to Luxembourgish social customs. “Whenever I see her and lean […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs, RTL Today

Man who claimed he mastered all local languages forced to admit he was lying

February 25, 2019

Man who claimed he mastered local languages forced to revert to English

An anglophone who for years claimed he had mastered the local languages has been forced to admit that he can only really speak English after what one witness described as a “disastrous” telephone conversation with a hospital receptionist. On Tuesday, teacher Alan Rooney, 47, attempted to make a medical appointment over the phone while several […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Languages

American defeats French resident in Luxembourg Monolingual Championships

February 12, 2019

Luxembourg monolingual champion

An American has been named Luxembourg’s top monolingual after narrowly beating a French resident who had held the title for three years. Project engineer Robin Slater, from the U.S. state of Iowa, defeated Ludovic Binard, originally from Dijon, in a brutal final match during which they incomprehensibly spoke at each other for three hours. Although […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, French, Languages

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