A real estate agent in Luxembourg-ville met an unfortunate end on Thursday after his company advertised showings for a three-bedroom, 105-square-meter house — for an astoundingly low price of 765,000 euros. Within minutes of the ad being posted, a mob of slobbering, rabid potential buyers showed up, demanding to know where to sign the papers […]
Unbelievable: postman rings to see if residents are at home
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A 33-year-old postman is being recognized for “exemplary service in the face of serious inconvenience” after making an arduous journey to a door buzzer to check if a resident was at home to receive a package, according to sources. The POST employee said: “I was filling out the slip to inform the recipient […]
Confirmed: Luxembourg actually in Germany
Prompting a series of rather clumsy admissions from politicians, diplomats, and historians alike, an old friend from home has asserted that Luxembourg is actually in Germany. “Hey, long time no see, where are you living now?” the friend, whom you hadn’t seen in nearly 10 years, said when you saw him at a bar during […]
All New Year’s resolutions broken by morning of Jan. 2
CESSANGE — A man from Luxembourg who spent much of December preparing to adopt six New Year’s resolutions to improve his well-being has already broken them all, according to the man himself. “I had set my alarm for 5 a.m. today to start a new exercise routine, but I was so tired that all I […]
Profile of Luxembourg’s top entrepreneur (who admittedly paid us for this shameless promotion)
Luxembourg entrepreneur Martin Vos is a rising star in the local money-for-services scene. Moving nonstop between meetings with CEOs, investors, the guy at Contrôle Technique who screams if you don’t understand him the first time, and other important people, Martin was kind enough to give us 10 minutes of his time. So, Mr. Vos, what […]
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