A Luxembourg City waiter is being called “a harbinger of doom” who is “not a trumpeter of the apocalypse, but something close, maybe his kid brother with a kazoo” after he explicitly requested a tip from a customer.  The portentous act occurred at a restaurant in Howald during an otherwise normal Tuesday when the employee […]

Despite some recent and obviously false claims, it has always rained non-stop in Luxembourg, and it will always rain non-stop in Luxembourg, it has been confirmed.  “Some people – delusional or simply dishonest, it’s hard to say – have publicly stated that for several weeks it did not rain,” said Carlo Reenmann, a realist who […]