Amid cries of “we’re bored” and “there’s nothing to do,” hundreds of children recently freed from school rampaged across Luxembourg on Wednesday. The children, ranging in age from five to 12 with a few embarrassed and hesitant teenagers thrown in, started near Mersch and fanned out in every direction. By mid-morning, they had covered nearly […]
A sign of summer: neighbors organize annual garden orgy
MAMER – Proof that summer has arrived and the good times are here, a group of neighbors have organized their annual garden orgy. The yearly event draws between 10 and 20 participants every July and is held to celebrate sunny days, warm temperatures, and quasi-public raucous group sex that is safe yet free from societal […]
‘We will buy literally anything if it’s baby-themed,’ admit new parents
A representative for the First-Time Parents Association of Luxembourg has confirmed rumors that its members will “literally buy anything if it’s baby-themed.” “Sensible people and those not overwhelmed by the emotions of being a first-time parent have long claimed that we will purchase anything as long as it comes in pastel colors and has the […]
4 uses of processionary caterpillars
Oak processionary caterpillars are back. These creatures eventually turn into moths – great food for local bats, birds, or the neighbor’s dog that will eat pretty much anything – but in the caterpillar stage, their bodies are covered with toxic bristles that irritate the skin and lungs. As annoying as they are, Luxembourg residents can […]
At last: you may now take your car with you on the tram
After years of head-scratching and wondering why so many commuters continually refuse to take public transport even as infrastructure such as the tramline improves, officials have decided to just allow people to bring their cars onto the tram. “The problem is not so much that commuters don’t want to take the tram,” said Jos Zuch, […]
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