An expat who is merely very affluent has learned a hard lesson after finding out that he lacks the capital to be accepted by a group of wealthy expats. Frederik Bommel, a Big Four tax partner who owns several properties in Utrecht, moved to Luxembourg with his family a few months ago. He says the […]
Facebook to allow you to automate all ‘happy birthday’ messages from now till end of time so you can finally rest or die
Aware that the average user spends up to nine minutes every day posting “happy birthday” messages on friends’ timelines, Facebook has announced that it will allow users to automate this task. “By clicking on the new ‘automate birthday wishes’ button, users may opt for automatic birthday wishes for all friends from now until the platform […]
The end is near: Luxembourg server directly asks for tip
A Luxembourg City waiter is being called “a harbinger of doom” who is “not a trumpeter of the apocalypse, but something close, maybe his kid brother with a kazoo” after he explicitly requested a tip from a customer. The portentous act occurred at a restaurant in Howald during an otherwise normal Tuesday when the employee […]
Microstate, ministate – no asshole, Luxembourg is a humungo-state
Lately there have been some memes and online discussions, not all of them kind and some full of ridicule, about the size of Luxembourg, with people sharing images of Luxembourg compared to Andorra, Malta, the Vatican – even a Renault Twingo! Some assholes have the nerve to call Luxembourg a ministate, while others (who want […]
Woman can only orgasm by thinking about sales rack at German discount supermarket
WALFERDANGE – A local woman has confirmed that despite having otherwise vanilla sexual fantasies, she can only reach orgasm by thinking about the sales rack at a German discount supermarket. “My kinky dreams are quite commonplace,” said Audrey Tindler. “A postman asking if he can step inside until the scary chihuahua stops chasing him. A […]
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