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Unbelievable: postman rings to see if residents are at home

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A 33-year-old postman is being recognized for “exemplary service in the face of serious inconvenience” after making an arduous journey to a door buzzer to check if a resident was at home to receive a package, according to sources. The POST employee said: “I was filling out the slip to inform the recipient […]

Confirmed: Luxembourg actually in Germany

Prompting a series of rather clumsy admissions from politicians, diplomats, and historians alike, an old friend from home has asserted that Luxembourg is actually in Germany. “Hey, long time no see, where are you living now?” the friend, whom you hadn’t seen in nearly 10 years, said when you saw him at a bar during […]

All New Year’s resolutions broken by morning of Jan. 2

CESSANGE — A man from Luxembourg who spent much of December preparing to adopt six New Year’s resolutions to improve his well-being has already broken them all, according to the man himself. “I had set my alarm for 5 a.m. today to start a new exercise routine, but I was so tired that all I […]

Profile of Luxembourg’s top entrepreneur (who admittedly paid us for this shameless promotion)

Luxembourg entrepreneur Martin Vos is a rising star in the local money-for-services scene. Moving nonstop between meetings with CEOs, investors, the guy at Contrôle Technique who screams if you don’t understand him the first time, and other important people, Martin was kind enough to give us 10 minutes of his time. So, Mr. Vos, what […]

Judge sentences local hooligan to 8 hours of Christmas shopping at Auchan

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Saying that she was applying the full force of justice, on Tuesday a Luxembourg judge sentenced a local troublemaker to spend an entire day of shopping at Auchan in Kirchberg just before Christmas. “This sentence may seem cruel, but it only matches the wickedness of your misdeeds,” said the presiding judge. The defendant […]