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Freakish human computer verifies prices at checkout

July 27, 2021

Luxembourg supermarket

A Luxembourg shopper has been dubbed a “freak” and a “human computer” after being observed on Tuesday verifying the price of his purchases at a supermarket checkout. Even as stunned witnesses gasped, Carlos Marques, a customer at a Foetz supermarket, tried to justify his unusual behavior.  “I thought everybody kept one eye on the cash […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Bar owner also surprised anyone willing to pay 20 euros for a cocktail

July 22, 2021

Luxembourg price of a cocktail

The owner of a trendy bar in Luxembourg City has responded to an unprecedented complaint about the price of cocktails with, “Yeah, it’s ridiculous, isn’t it?” Damien Bouze says that when he opened his bar three years ago, he had planned on charging fifteen euros for a cocktail, which he thought was already a lot.  […]

Filed Under: Dining and Nightlife, Featured Article

Incredible: wealthy expat discovers evidence of working class

July 22, 2021

An affluent woman from Mamer is being lauded this week for having discovered a formerly unknown group of humans in Luxembourg which she has named “a body-using, hand-working underclass.” “I woke up early and observed some men stealing my bins,” says Val Haark, a stay-at-home mother who in her spare time blogs about designer children’s […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article

Grand Ducky of Luxembourg discovered

July 21, 2021

Grand Ducky of Luxembourg

Calling it “a discovery that fundamentally transforms our understanding of how toy animals form adorable little monarchies,” biologists have uncovered the existence of a Grand Ducky. The bright yellow ducky was first spotted in the Alzette River in Luxembourg City by a group of teenagers who were out for a night in Clausen. Unwilling to […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Royal Family of Luxembourg

Babies conceived in Luxembourg may now get Made in Luxembourg tattoo

July 20, 2021

Made in Luxembourg tattoo

As part of the commitment to support local production and reproduction, the Chamber of Commerce has announced that any child made in Luxembourg will now be eligible for a Made in Luxembourg tattoo.  The tattoo, made from non-toxic black ink, will only be given to babies whose parents can provide substantial evidence that the child […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

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