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Shoulder touch at party leads to orgy of hand shaking and cheek kissing

June 14, 2021

Orgy Luxembourg kissing and hand shaking

What started as a friendly touch on the shoulder by a guest at an outdoor gathering turned into a bacchanalian orgy of uninhibited physical contact that had not been seen since earlier, pre-Covid times. The outburst occurred at a park just south of Luxembourg City on Saturday when one last of the approximately 25 guests […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article

Woman worried people will notice she’s aged 18 months in last 18 months

June 11, 2021

A Luxembourg woman who has not taken off her mask at work since the start of the pandemic early last year is now grappling with the fear that when she does remove it, her coworkers will see that she’s aged 18 months in the last 18 months.  “Just look at my mouth,” said the 44-year-old […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Workplace

Meluxina crashes after technician asks, ‘How can I afford a home in Luxembourg on an average salary?’

June 9, 2021

Meluxina supercomputer Luxembourg crash

Soon after Luxembourg’s new supercomputer Meluxina was officially inaugurated on Monday, a desperate technician took the opportunity to ask it to find a way for him to buy a home in Luxembourg even though he earns an average salary, causing the machine to crash. Meluxina, which is part of a European network of supercomputers and […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate, Science and Technology

‘We’ll improve cycling infrastructure when you stop wearing those shorts,’ VDL tells cyclists

June 8, 2021

In response to complaints from cyclists that Luxembourg City does little to make getting around on a bicycle easy, officials have promised to build the world’s best cycling infrastructure – if cyclists agree to stop wearing those ridiculous shorts.  “You’ll get dedicated bikeways all around the city, protected lanes on every street, and a safety […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Transportation

Tourist survives after being stranded for 7 days in Strassen

June 8, 2021

Tourist in Strassen, Luxembourg

A tourist who got stranded in Strassen during a road trip across Europe has been found alive and well and with his mind mostly intact, according to rescuers.  Randall Cunicky and two friends were driving on the A6 motorway in Luxembourg last week when they experienced car trouble and took the Luxembourg City/Strassen exit. A […]

Filed Under: Featured Article

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