An expat who suffered from mild frustration at a Luxembourg City store has angrily recounted her experience to her online expat support group. The non-incident occurred on Monday at an appliance store when an employee claimed that a particular washing machine was no longer in stock even though a model was still on display. When […]
Bettel to wear anti-slap scarf
Following an incident in which a member of the public slapped the French president, Luxembourg’s prime minister will now wear a defensive anti-slap scarf. “This baby might look like an everyday neck adornment, but trust me, it’s fitted with the latest in anti-slapping technology,” said defensive scarf salesman Gus Burlee. “Prime Minister Xavier Bettel will […]
Shoulder touch at party leads to orgy of hand shaking and cheek kissing
What started as a friendly touch on the shoulder by a guest at an outdoor gathering turned into a bacchanalian orgy of uninhibited physical contact that had not been seen since earlier, pre-Covid times. The outburst occurred at a park just south of Luxembourg City on Saturday when one last of the approximately 25 guests […]
Woman worried people will notice she’s aged 18 months in last 18 months
A Luxembourg woman who has not taken off her mask at work since the start of the pandemic early last year is now grappling with the fear that when she does remove it, her coworkers will see that she’s aged 18 months in the last 18 months. “Just look at my mouth,” said the 44-year-old […]
Meluxina crashes after technician asks, ‘How can I afford a home in Luxembourg on an average salary?’
Soon after Luxembourg’s new supercomputer Meluxina was officially inaugurated on Monday, a desperate technician took the opportunity to ask it to find a way for him to buy a home in Luxembourg even though he earns an average salary, causing the machine to crash. Meluxina, which is part of a European network of supercomputers and […]
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