A Luxembourg City man who was approaching the end of a session with a professional dominatrix has begged her to escalate his pain by showing him local property listings, according to sources. The man, who has been a renter since moving here nine years ago, visits the Kirchberg BDSM dungeon at least once a week. […]
‘Ghost in Luxembourg window’ just man who’s been stuck teleworking since he moved here
A supposed ghost inhabiting the attic studio of an apartment building in Luxembourg City is simply a new arrival who’s been stuck working from home since he moved here two months ago, it has been revealed. The case, known as the “Haunting of Hollerich,” had baffled and excited residents of the building as well as […]
St. Nicolas arrested for breaking Luxembourg curfew
St. Nicolas, the legendary figure known locally as De Kleeschen, was arrested late Saturday night after being stopped by police for breaking curfew. Around 2:30 a.m, the maskless Nicolas was observed riding a donkey along a dark stretch of the E29 between Junglinster and Gonderange. After he was issued a fine of 145 euros, officers […]
Couple turn into gelatinous blobs after 1 week with no gym
Unable to work out since their gym was ordered to close last week, a fitness-loving couple from Capellen have turned into blobs of untoned flesh. The two were discovered by their cleaning lady on Wednesday afternoon. At first, the woman mistook them for melted ice cream, but when she attempted to clean up the mess, […]
Woman working from home still blaming traffic for being late every morning
A woman who invariably blames traffic for being late to work every day is still using the excuse, even now that she’s working from home. On Monday morning, the project manager was 10 minutes late for a budget review meeting on Webex, forcing the other participants to endure small talk about weather, humidity, and mold […]
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