Luxembourg has warned you that a little bit of friendly teasing is fine, but you should not take it too far. “We’re very open to jokes about the weather, the salaries of bus drivers, and the way people from the north speak,” said Luxembourg. “Also, if you’d like to make fun of the snobs who […]
Luxembourg farmer discovers buried WWII-era fart
FUERZWEILER – A farmer from the east of the country has found – and detonated – a fart that was buried in his gut during the Second World War. “My mother was busy working as a laundry maid for German soldiers, and my father was in a prison camp somewhere,” said Jacque Pupenmann, aged 86. […]
Remains of Melusina found; ‘fish part was on top’
Centuries after she became famous for her peculiar anatomy, the remains of the half-woman, half-fish Melusina have been found. However, contrary to popular belief, the fish part was on top, say experts. The remains were discovered at a construction site in Luxembourg City, near which was an inscription in Latin that reads: “Here lies Melusina, […]
Netflix announces ‘Emily in Luxembourg’
Following the success of the first two seasons of “Emily in Paris,” Netflix has announced the third season will be rebranded and take place in Luxembourg. “Emily in Luxembourg” will follow the titular character after she tries to visit the Jardin du Luxembourg in Paris and mistakenly ends up on a train to the Grand […]
UN declares Luxembourg world’s cutest country
Following an emergency session to recognize its most darling members, the UN has declared that Luxembourg is the world’s cutest country. UN Secretary General António Guterres said that despite stiff competition for the title, the Grand Duchy was a shoo-in. “Brunei, Malta, Lichtenstein, these are all adorable, but Luxembourg is the adorable-est,” he said. “With […]
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