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Knock A Shining Dog

French boss throws a little English into presentation and people are like, mon dieu, he’s good

June 30, 2022

French boss Luxembourg English

The French-speaking director of a mostly French-speaking company based in Bertrange has just blown the minds of his team by using several English expressions during an all-hands meeting.  The show of linguistic force began on Thursday at 9:35 a.m. when Philippe Flavy, 45, announced that the company would be moving to a cloud computing service […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, French, Languages, Workplace

Expat teens to be taught how to swear properly in Luxembourgish

May 23, 2022

Swearing and cursing in Luxembourgish - bad words

Calling it a matter of social urgency, the Agency for Linguistic Integration has announced a new plan to teach foreign-born teenagers how to swear properly in Luxembourgish. “Many of these teens don’t know how to use a single expletive or bad word in Luxembourgish, or if they do, they sound like a grandmother when they […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Languages, Luxembourgish

‘Perform, dammit, and show grandma how many languages you speak,’ hisses expat parent during video chat

May 17, 2022

Expat children Luxembourg languages

A frustrated expat mother has scolded her daughter for yet again refusing to demonstrate her linguistic range during a video call with the little girl’s grandmother. “And how is school going?” inquired the grandmother, aged 65, who lives in a country where people generally speak only one language. “Are you learning a lot?” The mother […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Languages

Man afraid Ukrainian refugees will learn Luxembourgish before him

April 6, 2022

A man who has refused to join the rest of the country in welcoming Ukrainian refugees has admitted that he is mainly worried they will learn the local languages before he does. David Last has lived in Luxembourg since 2012 but has yet to make any real effort to learn Luxembourgish, let alone French or […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Languages, RTL Today

Scandalous lie: Luxembourger claims he speaks ‘a little’ English

October 22, 2021

Luxembourger speaks a little English

A Luxembourger who was approached on the street by a tourist has lied about his language skills, it has been revealed.  Nicolas Goergen, 44, was waiting for a bus after work on Thursday when an unidentified woman in her mid-20s asked if he spoke English.  With a calm, frank look on his face, Goergen replied […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Languages

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