A very flustered Luxembourg mother who visited 23 pharmacies and supermarkets in search of hand sanitizer made a last-ditch effort in the capital on Wednesday night, asking a group of drug dealers if they could hook her up. The mother, 39, cruised around the Gare’s side streets for more than an hour before she happened […]
Impressive: working mother does full hour of strenuous depression before work
MERSCH – A mother of two who holds a demanding job is proving that working mothers can do it all — by waking up early each morning in order to complete a full hour of serious depression before the day begins. “I don’t even have to set my alarm,” said Valerie Tisdel, 41, in the […]
Luxembourg trick-or-treater dreaming of getting actual candy this year
A nine-year-old from Bridel who is going trick-or-treating with a group of friends on Halloween has admitted to harboring wild fantasies about getting actual candy this year. “How cool would that be if someone gave me a Snickers bar or a piece of gum,” said the boy. While wearing a zombie costume last year, he […]
Father tells scary story about time he went to Gare after dark
Admitting later that perhaps they’re too young to hear about such horrors, a local father has recounted to his children the spookiest bedtime story they’ve ever heard: about the time he found himself near the Gare after dark. “So kids, I was new to Luxembourg, and I was supposed to meet some colleagues for dinner […]
Don’t try to make sense of ‘vsco girl’ trend, Luxembourg parents told
A local mental health expert has issued a warning to parents against trying to understand what a so-called ‘vsco girl’ is. “Is it a real trend, an ironic trend, or an anti-trend?” said Dr. Frederic Hoffman. “There’s no way of knowing, so don’t waste your precious brain juice on it.” When asked to give her […]