Prompting a series of rather clumsy admissions from politicians, diplomats, and historians alike, an old friend from home has asserted that Luxembourg is actually in Germany. “Hey, long time no see, where are you living now?” the friend, whom you hadn’t seen in nearly 10 years, said when you saw him at a bar during […]
Everyone getting Luxembourgish nationality except you
A new report from the Ministry of Expat Affairs has confirmed that everyone in Luxembourg who is not already Luxembourgish will be by the middle of next year — with the notable exception of you. “Becoming Luxembourgish is, like, super quick and fun, and seriously man, everyone is doing it,” said Minister Paul Baresi. “Honestly, […]
Spike in number of young back-pain sufferers as Luxembourg okays medical cannabis
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Within minutes of Tuesday’s announcement that medical marijuana will soon be legal in the Grand Duchy, tens of thousands of young men and women were suddenly afflicted with terrible back pain. Graphic design intern Christophe Lambert, 21, who last weekend took ninth place in an Ironman competition in France, says that he is […]
Longer paternity leave to give Luxembourg fathers more time to bond with video games
The government-approved plan to extend paternity leave from two to ten days will allow Luxembourg fathers to continue spending quality time with their video game consoles, says the Minister of Electronic Arts and Leisure who pushed for the measure. “While a lot of attention is given to new mothers and how they need time and […]
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