Luxembourg’s parliament on Tuesday voted nearly unanimously in favor of vaccine “man dates,” a typo that is now law and unfortunately cannot be undone. “I don’t know what man dates are exactly, but I’ve seen enough Hollywood comedies to make a guess,” said one deputy from the CSV. “It’s when a couple of dudes go […]

A Luxembourg City mugger was greatly relieved to learn on Saturday that a group of police officers in an armored vehicle were speeding toward protestors near the Glacis who refused to disperse – and not him.  “I was hanging out in the city center looking for a suitable victim for my next purse grab, when […]

In response to the question why there is not more public criticism of the the new Covid-19 law, the government’s hardline stance against protestors, and last weekend’s show of force that involved hundreds or even thousands of cops, many of them imported, and an actual water cannon, it has been revealed that everyone is getting […]

Isn’t this kitten cute? He’s kind of like, “Oh, I can’t be bothered. What? Oh, food. Yeah, in a little bit, when I’ve finished my nap.” But seriously, as far as kittens go, this one is one of the cutest. If you belonged to us, we’d name you Sleepyhead. There’s nothing weird about hundreds of […]

In response to confusion as to why the government just doesn’t make vaccines mandatory for everyone if that is what it really wants, Luxembourg Prime Minister Xavier Bettel has confirmed he will make vaccines not non-mandatory.  “It would not be right to oblige an ordinary person to get the jab if that person doesn’t want […]