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Government announces plan to announce plan before announcing plan

January 5, 2021

Breaking New Luxembourg Wurst

On Monday, Prime Minister Xavier Bettel and several ministers announced a plan to announce a plan before announcing a plan.  “We’re going to say something on Tuesday, and we want to tell you, the public, we are going to say it before we say it,” said a government spokesperson. “That way, you’ll know you’re going […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Cannibals demand gatherings be limited to 1.5 people

December 22, 2020

Cannibals in Luxembourg

The organization that represents cannibals in the Grand Duchy is speaking out against the government, claiming that it’s “dangerous and irresponsible” to continue allowing gatherings of two or three people. “As we all learned in science class, all you need for virus transmission to occur are two individuals,” said Luxembourg Union of Cannibals president Jean […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Dining and Nightlife, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Expat relieved government not interested in her opinion about Covid measures anyway

November 25, 2020

Luxembourg expat relieved government doesn't care about her opinion about Covid anyway

A woman who moved to Luxembourg six years ago is expressing relief that the government hasn’t taken into account her stance on dealing with Covid, because she doesn’t know what to think anyway. “It would be nice to feel like I’ve got some kind of voice here, whether through voting, which I can’t do because […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Expats, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Schengen to be broken into 26 little Schengens

November 16, 2020

New Schengen area - 26 individual Schengens

BRUSSELS — Admitting that it’s no longer accurate to describe the 26-country area as a free-movement zone, European leaders have decided to carefully divide the Schengen area into 26 individual Schengen areas. European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen says that following a Zoom chat with national leaders, everyone agreed that it’s silly to go […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Europe, Featured Article, Politics and Government

American wishes Luxembourgers had less nuanced view of US elections 

November 5, 2020

A U.S. citizen who works in the Grand Duchy says he’s “shocked” by Luxembourgers’ refusal to have visceral reactions to American politics, and he strongly wishes they’d have a far less nuanced view of the recent elections.  On Wednesday, the day after Election Day, several of the man’s Luxembourgish colleagues asked for his thoughts, thinking […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs, Politics and Government

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