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Ikea spent €269 million to change its colors to support Ukraine, but they’re exactly the same as before, and now someone is going to get fired

April 13, 2022

Following the invasion of Ukraine in February, Ikea decided to close all its stores in Russia. Good move. The furniture giant then decided to show more support for the beleaguered country by rebranding and changing the colors of its logo to match the Ukrainian flag. Nice. This is Ikea’s look and color scheme before: Here […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, International, Shopping

Grandparents to begin Saturday morning shopping by getting drunk

April 6, 2022

Grandparents shopping cactus Luxembourg

Two grandparents from Mamer have announced plans to start their weekly Saturday morning shopping trip by getting a little drunk at the cafe of their preferred commercial center in Bertrange.  The first step of the plan is to find a table near the entrance, one that will give them a good view of everyone entering, […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Shopping

Man sews eco-sac to hand

February 21, 2022

Eco sac Luxembourg hand

After forgetting to bring his reusable shopping bag for the 17th time this month, a Luxembourg man has decided to permanently attach one to his body. Betzdorf resident Arnie Kromwell says he tried everything to remind himself to bring an eco-sac from home when he went shopping, but nothing worked.  “I put a note on […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Giant slingshot to transport furniture from Ikea

February 15, 2022

Ikea slingshot

Calling it “a practical solution to a huge problem” and “a way for young customers to learn about physics” as well as “a method for shoppers to release stress after being forced to walk along a narrow 1.2 km path through a crowded space,” the Ikea store near Arlon now features a giant slingshot that […]

Filed Under: Belgium, Featured Article, Shopping

Wife admits to having affair with Action

December 10, 2021

Wife affair Action store

Amid tear-filled apologies, a Luxembourg wife has admitted that for the past 18 months she has been having an affair with Action.  Husband Luca Incornoratscu says he discovered his wife’s clandestine relationship with the discount chain during an unannounced stop at home to pick up some papers he had forgotten. “I walked into our apartment […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

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