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Knock A Shining Dog

Total strangers keep asking store employee about merchandise

January 16, 2023

Customer service Luxembourg

A woman who works in a large Luxembourg City retail store has expressed confusion and exasperation following months of people she doesn’t even know approaching her and asking for her opinion about various items.  “Just ten minutes ago, a man that I have never seen in my life came to me and said he needed […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Ikea spent €269 million to change its colors to support Ukraine, but they’re exactly the same as before, and now someone is going to get fired

April 13, 2022

Following the invasion of Ukraine in February, Ikea decided to close all its stores in Russia. Good move. The furniture giant then decided to show more support for the beleaguered country by rebranding and changing the colors of its logo to match the Ukrainian flag. Nice. This is Ikea’s look and color scheme before: Here […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, International, Shopping

Grandparents to begin Saturday morning shopping by getting drunk

April 6, 2022

Grandparents shopping cactus Luxembourg

Two grandparents from Mamer have announced plans to start their weekly Saturday morning shopping trip by getting a little drunk at the cafe of their preferred commercial center in Bertrange.  The first step of the plan is to find a table near the entrance, one that will give them a good view of everyone entering, […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Shopping

Man sews eco-sac to hand

February 21, 2022

Eco sac Luxembourg hand

After forgetting to bring his reusable shopping bag for the 17th time this month, a Luxembourg man has decided to permanently attach one to his body. Betzdorf resident Arnie Kromwell says he tried everything to remind himself to bring an eco-sac from home when he went shopping, but nothing worked.  “I put a note on […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Giant slingshot to transport furniture from Ikea

February 15, 2022

Ikea slingshot

Calling it “a practical solution to a huge problem” and “a way for young customers to learn about physics” as well as “a method for shoppers to release stress after being forced to walk along a narrow 1.2 km path through a crowded space,” the Ikea store near Arlon now features a giant slingshot that […]

Filed Under: Belgium, Featured Article, Shopping

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