Two grandparents from Mamer have announced plans to start their weekly Saturday morning shopping trip by getting a little drunk at the cafe of their preferred commercial center in Bertrange. The first step of the plan is to find a table near the entrance, one that will give them a good view of everyone entering, […]
Man sews eco-sac to hand
After forgetting to bring his reusable shopping bag for the 17th time this month, a Luxembourg man has decided to permanently attach one to his body. Betzdorf resident Arnie Kromwell says he tried everything to remind himself to bring an eco-sac from home when he went shopping, but nothing worked. “I put a note on […]
Giant slingshot to transport furniture from Ikea
Calling it “a practical solution to a huge problem” and “a way for young customers to learn about physics” as well as “a method for shoppers to release stress after being forced to walk along a narrow 1.2 km path through a crowded space,” the Ikea store near Arlon now features a giant slingshot that […]
Wife admits to having affair with Action
Amid tear-filled apologies, a Luxembourg wife has admitted that for the past 18 months she has been having an affair with Action. Husband Luca Incornoratscu says he discovered his wife’s clandestine relationship with the discount chain during an unannounced stop at home to pick up some papers he had forgotten. “I walked into our apartment […]
Expat wearing ‘house clothes’ while shopping reprimanded
An expat who went shopping while wearing “inappropriately casual” clothes that are “more suitable for an afternoon of scrubbing mold from bathroom walls” has been reprimanded. While playing video games on Saturday afternoon, expat Christa Drabgarb, 25, decided she needed a few things from the store. Wearing an old grey sweatsuit with a hole above […]
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