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Wife admits to having affair with Action

December 10, 2021

Wife affair Action store

Amid tear-filled apologies, a Luxembourg wife has admitted that for the past 18 months she has been having an affair with Action.  Husband Luca Incornoratscu says he discovered his wife’s clandestine relationship with the discount chain during an unannounced stop at home to pick up some papers he had forgotten. “I walked into our apartment […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Expat wearing ‘house clothes’ while shopping reprimanded

November 15, 2021

An expat who went shopping while wearing “inappropriately casual” clothes that are “more suitable for an afternoon of scrubbing mold from bathroom walls” has been reprimanded.  While playing video games on Saturday afternoon, expat Christa Drabgarb, 25, decided she needed a few things from the store. Wearing an old grey sweatsuit with a hole above […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Shopping

Notorious shopping cart thief deterred by 50-cent deposit 

November 4, 2021

A shopping cart thief who has stolen an estimated 200 shopping carts in the Grand Region over the years has been stopped in his tracks by the ingenious preventative measures of a Luxembourg supermarket.  The supermarket, which is located in Kirchberg, has for years attached a device to each shopping cart that requires a 50-cent […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Discarded eco-bags come back to haunt woman

August 25, 2021

Eco-bags nightmare revenge Luxembourg

Hundreds of eco-bags that a Luxembourg resident has thrown away over the years have come back to terrorize her, according to the horrified woman.  The incident occurred on Wednesday night, says Liddy Corral, who estimates she’s discarded at least 300 of the items since moving to Luxembourg in 2015. The gunk-covered receptacles, buried under tons […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Freakish human computer verifies prices at checkout

July 27, 2021

Luxembourg supermarket

A Luxembourg shopper has been dubbed a “freak” and a “human computer” after being observed on Tuesday verifying the price of his purchases at a supermarket checkout. Even as stunned witnesses gasped, Carlos Marques, a customer at a Foetz supermarket, tried to justify his unusual behavior.  “I thought everybody kept one eye on the cash […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

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