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New red light districts for fuel and cigarette tourism

November 4, 2020

Luxembourg red light district

Fed up with people who only come to Luxembourg to satisfy the base desire to save a few euros on certain items, officials have decided to build red light districts in border areas for fuel, cigarette, and alcohol tourism.  Residents say they are relieved they will no longer have to share precious space in petrol […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Greater Region of Luxembourg, Shopping

How to give your woman an orgasm by telling her Auchan still has green tea hand sanitizer in stock

October 27, 2020

How to give your woman an orgasm by telling her Auchan still has green tea hand sanitizer in stock

Does your woman love green tea hand sanitizer but fears she won’t be able to get any now that shoppers have begun hoarding again? Give her an amazing orgasm by telling her that Auchan still has some in stock. Don’t rush When it comes to getting her aroused about her favorite antibacterial goo that kills […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Shopping

Luxembourg woman returns home to find Delhaize Proxy in her living room

October 1, 2020

Delhaize Luxembourg woman's living room

HOWALD — A Luxembourg woman who returned from a three-day work trip on Thursday was met with a surprise when she found a fully staffed and operational Delhaize Proxy inside her flat.  Natalia Federova admits that the Belgian chain is her preferred supermarket, due to its reasonable prices and simple floor plan, but she says […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Shopping

Expat survives afternoon of shopping in Trier industrial zone

July 20, 2020

Luxembourg expat in Trier

A wealthy expat from Luxembourg City who visited a store on the outskirts of Trier has described the experience as “a nightmare” and says she feared she might not live to tell the story.  Jeanna Klebertz made the 40-minute journey to Germany to visit a shop that specializes in wood furniture as part of a […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Greater Region of Luxembourg, Shopping

Luxembourg store employee returns to full-time not giving a shit

June 29, 2020

BERTRANGE — A store employee who has spent the last month being apathetic part-time has returned to full-time not giving a shit.  “It took a few weeks to get back into the routine and remember how to show minimal interest in the petty concerns of those who enter these premises,” said Damien Sellier, who had […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Shopping

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