What do kids wandering alone in a forest, starving witches, and magical cottages have in common with today? Nothing. That’s why we’ve tweaked some beloved fairy tales to better reflect our modern times. Hansel and Gretel Hansel and Gretel are walking through the woods when they are spotted by a strange old woman sitting in […]
Archives for February 2020
7 Valentine’s Day gifts in the time of coronavirus
With coronavirus fears sweeping the globe, you may find it difficult to choose a suitable gift for your special one this Valentine’s Day. Here are seven fun ideas to keep you and your partner safe and in the mood for love. Hazmat lingerie Raise the temperature in the bedroom by getting her this sexy, impermeable […]
Brits unimpressed by Grand Ducal Court misconduct
Following revelations that the Grand Ducal Court is a difficult employer and that Grand Duchess Maria Teresa can be rather demanding, British residents of Luxembourg say they are unimpressed. “These stories barely qualify as gossip, let alone scandal,” said Deborah Hood, originally from Middlesbrough. “Our Prince Andrew is skirting allegations he took pleasure trips to […]
No more big news stories until summer, warn Luxembourg officials
Following an unprecedented deluge of big news stories in Luxembourg, officials have announced that members of the public have been spoiled, and that they should not expect anything interesting to happen until June at the earliest. “It’s been a very exciting few weeks, hasn’t it?” said Isabel Weber, the Grand Duchy’s news and events coordinator. […]
Irish English replaces British English as EU working language
Following the departure of the United Kingdom from the European Union, the EU has announced that Irish English will replace British English as the union’s primary working language. The change, effective immediately, was announced on Monday by European Commission president Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen, who says the unity of the 27 remaining countries is […]