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Two years of hand sanitizer and it still tastes like crap

Taste of hand sanitizer

I’ll never forget when we first started hearing about the coronavirus back in early 2020, and we were advised to wear masks, avoid other people, and use hand sanitizer as much as we could.  As for masking and social distancing, that’s been easy. It’s nice not having to shave or brush my teeth, and as […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article

Teen bullied for not having had Covid

A Luxembourg City teenager who is the only one in his class to have never been infected by Covid-19 is being ridiculed for it, it has been revealed. Witnesses say that lycée student Pol Tanneur, 15, is targeted several times per day, with other students mocking him for his inexperience.  “I have Covid, like, four […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article

Entire restaurant forced to watch as customer removes mucus-covered swab from nose

Restaurant Covid test swab nose mucus

Customers and employees of a Luxembourg City restaurant had no choice but to watch in disgust on Thursday as a customer taking a Covid rapid test removed the mucus-covered swab from his nose.  “How am I supposed to finish my pasta now?” said one diner who, in the middle of chewing, spat out strands of […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article

New sci-fi movie about world in which you can shop without wearing a mask and go to McDonald’s without disclosing what’s in your blood 

Sci-fi movie maskless

A locally produced science-fiction movie that depicts a “vividly imagined but dangerous and obviously unrealistic world” has been released.  “One Day” follows a young Luxembourg man named Rob who takes a Friday off from work and spends the morning shopping with his girlfriend, visiting a library, and taking a bus around the capital – all […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Freelancer spends entire day trying to show, scan own CovidCheck

CovidCheck freelance Luxembourg

A Luxembourg freelancer who works from home has lost eight hours of productivity trying to scan his own digital CovidCheck certificate, it has been revealed.  “I downloaded the CovidCheck application as well as a digital certificate showing I’ve been vaccinated twice and that I’ve received a booster shot,” said Geronimo Torres. “Before allowing myself to […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Workplace

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