One of the founding partners of a respected Luxembourg law firm has announced that ever since it became mandatory last year to wear masks in the office, she’s been unable to stop sticking out her tongue at everyone. “Because I’m impatient and ill-tempered, people might have assumed those were puffs of air pushing my mask […]
Miracle: friend believed to be lost to Covid now wants to drink beer on a terrace
A friend everyone believed had tragically succumbed to Covid now wants to meet for a beer on a terrace, according to reports. The last anyone in the group of friends had heard from Phil Sullivan, a 34-year-old project manager who lives in Clausen, was last autumn just as bars and restaurants were ordered to close. […]
Desperate Thionville couple offer to pay for PCR tests, smuggle friends over border
An expat couple who moved to Thionville from Luxembourg City have grown so desperate for visitors that they’re now offering to pay for PCR tests for anyone who will visit them. “That’s fine if you don’t want to get a test,” said Lola Hirsch, who made the move with her partner more than three years ago […]
‘My mental state is fine,’ explains man to visiting delegation of household items
A Luxembourg man’s mental state is fine despite not having had a normal social interaction in nearly a year, he has insisted to a visiting delegation of household items. Among the visitors to the man’s Luxembourg City apartment were Deputy Deodorant of Luxembourg’s parliament, Prince Asparagus from the House of Auchan, and a coffee mug […]
Luxembourg variant ‘would not be aggressive, would keep to self’
Researchers at the University of Wiltz have claimed the existence of a Luxembourg variant of the SARS-CoV-2 virus is “ probable” but that no one would ever know about it and it would not have spread far. “If a Luxembourg variant existed, it would not be aggressive and it would mostly keep to itself,” says […]
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