OETRANGE — A woman who received a dinner invitation for her whole family doesn’t know if the invitation is genuine or if the message is a part of a police operation to catch would-be offenders, she has confirmed. “That seems kind of weird that Alex is inviting us over, considering how freaked out about the […]
How to survive Ikea being closed
With the Ikea near Arlon still closed, many Luxembourg residents have been forced to delay their furnishing and redecorating projects, causing them to suffer from sadness and anxiety. “Most of us aren’t equipped to handle a long wait for ready-to-assemble furniture and stylish, cheap accessories,” said Dr. M. Alphonse, a psychiatrist in Luxembourg City. “We […]
Scarf bros announce takeover of all offices in Luxembourg
A gang of nearly 120,000 fashion-conscious male office workers have announced they are going to continuously wear scarves indoors until April – and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. “We’re here, we’re many, and although it’s not actually cold where we work, we’re going to wear these woven neck wraps all the time,” said […]
Expat relieved government not interested in her opinion about Covid measures anyway
A woman who moved to Luxembourg six years ago is expressing relief that the government hasn’t taken into account her stance on dealing with Covid, because she doesn’t know what to think anyway. “It would be nice to feel like I’ve got some kind of voice here, whether through voting, which I can’t do because […]
Luxembourg to offer ‘drive-thru’ citizenship service
Following months of successful drive-through Covid testing, starting next year, the Grand Duchy will offer a pilot drive-through citizenship program. Centers will be set up near Luxembourg City, where most people seeking citizenship live, although one center will be one located in Wiltz because, according to rumors, there is at least one non-Luxembourger living in […]
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