In some countries, faking sickness requires careful preparation and an acting performance worthy of an Oscar. Not in Luxembourg. Want a few days off just because it’s Tuesday, the weather is bad, or your cat ate all the Nutella again? Follow these three steps: Inform your boss In the morning, send an email saying […]
Luxembourg teen’s smartphone fuses into hand
GASPERICH — A teenager described by his parents as “always on his phone” will now be stuck to it for the rest of his life. Lycée student Geoffrey de Kelpt, 17, says that he woke up one morning last week and realized that his phone had melded with his left hand. He is unable to […]
Compromise at last: Luxembourg smokers agree to stop exhaling in public
An agreement between the country’s most zealous smokers and its most vociferous anti-smokers was reached late Wednesday night, leading many to believe that hostility between the two camps will finally subside. The deal allows smokers to continue enjoying cigarettes pretty much anywhere in public—on the condition that they don’t exhale and find something else to […]
Luxembourg doctor breaks world record for number of patients seen in hour
A Luxembourg ear, nose, and throat specialist has garnered worldwide fame and admiration from colleagues after having broken the world record for the greatest number of patients seen in under an hour. Last Friday between the hours of 3 and 4 p.m., Dr. Marc Lautner examined 193 patients, none of whom were aware they were […]
Interview with a deaf boy in the center who asks passersby to sign his petition
One cool afternoon, the Wurst had the chance to catch up with one of the deaf boys who hangs out in the center and asks you to sign his petition. Tell us a little about yourself. Well, I could give you my name, but it would be fake anyway. So how about you just call […]
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