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Don’t be afraid of the virus. Mommy has built us a fortress of toilet paper.

Coronavirus toilet paper fortress mommy

Kids, I want to talk to you about the virus that’s going around. I know you’ve learned about it in school, and you’ve probably heard things from other children. It’s true that we can’t protect ourselves from everything, but we can prepare ourselves for the worst.  The moment I learned that the coronavirus was headed […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Health, Opinion, Parenting

Mother hits up drug dealers in search for hand sanitizer

Hand sanitizer in Luxembourg mother

A very flustered Luxembourg mother who visited 23 pharmacies and supermarkets in search of hand sanitizer made a last-ditch effort in the capital on Wednesday night, asking a group of drug dealers if they could hook her up. The mother, 39, cruised around the Gare’s side streets for more than an hour before she happened […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Expats, Featured Article, Health, Parenting

Panic as colleague goes for the cheek kiss

French kissing bise coronavirus

Chaos broke out at a small office in Bertrange on Tuesday when a French employee who had returned from a two-week vacation in Italy attempted to deliver cheek kisses to his female colleagues. “Salut,” said Yves Bourgy when he entered the office and, following a years-long custom, began the tour of kisses. Within seconds, word […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Health, Workplace

Annual intercourse cancelled due to coronavirus

Annual intercourse cancelled due to coronavirus

JUNGLINSTER — The yearly sexual union of a Luxembourg couple has been cancelled due to concerns about the coronavirus, according to the couple themselves.  Erik and Paloma van Wijngaarden held an emergency meeting on Saturday, the day of the planned union, to discuss rescheduling the event, but given the uncertainty surrounding the virus known as […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Health

Luxembourg woman wants people to stop smoking where she can see them

Smoking ban Luxembourg

A Luxembourg woman is leading a drive to ban smokers from lighting up in places where non-smokers can see them. Karen Bizibahdi, who moved to the Grand Duchy in December, says she was shocked when she first exited the airport and observed a group of people smoking cigarettes in broad daylight while police stood by […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Health, Politics and Government

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