Following a long but pleasant drive from Luxembourg to the Mediterranean coast, a friendly and totally unsarcastic hotel receptionist has asked you if Luxembourg is in Germany. “Welcome to the Med Sol Beach Hotel,” said the receptionist in an eager and professional tone. “From where are you joining us?” When you replied you were from […]
Bystanders stop crazed man from serving crémant in a paper cup
Police are praising the heroic actions of two Luxembourg City women who stopped a reckless, ill-informed, and presumably unhinged man who was on the verge of serving crémant in paper cups. The scene unfolded in Merl Park around 5:30 p.m. on Wednesday when friends Eva Hansen and Anne-Sophie Thibault heard the sound of a bottle […]
New Valorlux recycling bags for luxury goods
Saying that Luxembourg must do more to limit the number of glamorous handbags and accessories that end up at the bottoms of drawers and in the backs of wardrobes, Valorlux has announced the release of a new “gold” line of recycling sacks for luxury goods. Collected items will be taken to a processing facility to […]
Mosquito shocked how much alcohol still in man’s blood full week after national day
A local mosquito has expressed shock and disgust after spending the night in a 34-year-old man’s bedroom and discovering that his blood was still full of alcohol – an entire week after Luxembourg’s national day. “I get it, every year on the eve of the 23rd of June, people in this country celebrate and do […]
Report: Luxembourg doesn’t care who wins as long as it’s not Germany, France, Belgium, Portugal, Italy
When asked which team it supports in the Euro 2020 championship, Luxembourg has said it doesn’t really care who wins as long as it’s not France, Germany, Belgium, Portugal, or Italy. “Technically, we’re supposed to support Germany because we share the family name Schmidt as well as a profound love of grilled sausages,” said Luxembourg. […]
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