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UN to take over Luxembourg City roadworks disaster

October 23, 2019

Roadworks diaster in Luxembourg, traffic jams

NEW YORK — Describing the driving situation in Luxembourg City as “so bad that even the leather-clad masochists who used to flock there just to get stuck in traffic are running away,” the United Nations has announced it will be taking over the reconstruction of the city’s streets. Operation UNMILV calls for hundreds of peacekeeping […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Politics and Government, Transportation

Father tells scary story about time he went to Gare after dark

October 14, 2019

Luxembourg Gare dangerous

Admitting later that perhaps they’re too young to hear about such horrors, a local father has recounted to his children the spookiest bedtime story they’ve ever heard: about the time he found himself near the Gare after dark. “So kids, I was new to Luxembourg, and I was supposed to meet some colleagues for dinner […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Parenting, Real Estate

Luxembourg mother forced to circle climate march 5 times before finding kid

September 20, 2019

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Emphasizing that her daughter specifically said she’d hang out at the edge of the Kinnekswiss park to be picked up following a climate march on Friday, a Luxembourg mother has been forced to circle the gathering for a fifth time.  “Nadia promised she’d be there at 2:45 p.m.,” the mother said, glancing at […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Politics and Government, Transportation

Luxembourg housewife has wild fantasy in which sweaty workers come to her house unannounced to say they’ve finished road project on time

September 18, 2019

A resident of Luxembourg City has confessed to her closest friends that for months she’s been devising “an erotic but totally unrealistic” fantasy scenario in which the muscled young men who have spent the last year working on her street enter her home and announce they’ve finished. “I know, I know, it will never happen,” […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Transportation

Grand-Rue boutique remains cool thanks to saleswoman’s icy personality

July 26, 2019

Customer service in Luxembourg - cold saleswoman

A shop on the Grand-Rue that specialises in designer accessories has become an impromptu refuge from the extreme heat, thanks to a saleswoman named Judith whose icy personality is now serving a purpose. “I was walking along the Grand-Rue, wiping the sweat from my scorched face and wondering if this is what hell is like, […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Shopping

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