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Child overcome with emotion after visiting playground he hadn’t seen in 30 days

August 31, 2021

Playground Luxembourg

A toddler from Differdange who was taken to a neighborhood playground he had not seen in a month has described the experience as “profoundly moving” and “an emotional trip down memory lane.” “This place looks familiar,” Gilberto Macedo, aged two-and-a-half, said to himself on Monday after his father Angelo opened the playground gate, tapped the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Parenting

Intruders break into Luxembourg home and force man to eat his kids’ Christmas chocolate

December 18, 2020

Intruders break into Luxembourg home and force man to eat his kids’ Christmas chocolate

BERTRANGE — A man working from home was the victim of an unusual crime on Thursday when masked intruders entered the apartment and forced him to eat all of his kids’ Christmas chocolate, including every last item in their Advent calendars.  After returning from school, the man’s horrified children, aged seven and nine, launched an […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Holidays, Parenting

Couple stop calling dog their ‘child’ due to 2-guest rule

December 16, 2020

Following the passage of the two-guests-maximum rule in November, a couple from Esch-sur-Alzette have finally stopped referring to their dog as their “child.”  For years, Susana Carvalhosa and António Ferreira, both 32, claimed that Mimi was their human offspring, which at first garnered some “oohs” and “awws” but quickly began to annoy everybody.   However, a […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Parenting

Smart: these parents alternate their mental breakdown days

May 19, 2020

DIEKIRCH — A couple who struggled to balance working at home, taking care of the household, and totally losing their shit have found a solution: alternating their mental breakdown days.  The parents of three children aged six, nine, and 11 say that at the start of the lockdown in mid-March, they began slipping into bouts […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Health, Parenting

‘Stop claiming you’re teaching,’ say actual teachers

April 24, 2020

Luxembourg teacher

Parents in Luxembourg who complain-brag about having to become full-time teachers are being reminded that putting your child in front of a tablet for three hours every morning doesn’t count as teaching, nor does it count as doing something full-time.  “Having your kid binge-watch educational videos doesn’t mean you’re a teacher now,” say teachers. “It […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Education, Featured Article, Parenting

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